Gutter Trash Alley

Stuck in the Sands

In an unexpected scene at our local beach, residents were greeted with the sight of a police car firmly lodged in the sands, sparking community conversations about responsible resource use and potential financial repercussions.

Toby Nassau Bowman: Forging a Future

The hum of the city outside the newspaper office seems to hush for a moment as Toby Nassau Bowman strides in, an aura of determination making the air crackle with potential. His purposeful stride and the energy he exudes fill the room, setting the stage for a conversation that goes beyond mere politics; it’s a heartfelt commitment to catalyzing change in our city. The interview with this dynamic candidate promises a glimpse into his vision, aspirations, and the transformative path he envisions for our community.

The Vending Machine Menace

GUTTER GAZZETTE SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES Issue #1 /2023 Forecast Almost a bad day Tuesday, 21 November 2023 The Vending Machine Menance Despite the sterile surroundings and the constant hum of medical machinery, a broken vending machine has become a peculiar symbol of daily strife for both patients and staff in our local hospital. […]

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Trailer Park Representative

Hello,

I am Annabelle Cox and it is my priviledge to be the representative of Trailer Park residents.

My job is to make Trailer Park better, improve your life, help you and our community 

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Annabelle Cox,

Trailer Park Represent

Downtown Representative

Hey there,

This is Uncle Lust, Downtown Representative.  I’m the man to come to if you’re a resident in downtown area and i’ll make sure your voice is heard. Talk to me, tell me your problems and i’ll do my best to make them go away.

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Uncle Lust,

Downtown Representative

Uptown Representative

Hello,

My name is Cristyna, and if you live in Gutter Trash Alley Uptown area, then I will do my best to make sure your voice is heard, your needs are met, and your life in Uptown is great

Do you have questions, do you have issues, or you just want to say “Hi”?

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Cristyna,

Uptown Representative

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