Gutter Trash Alley

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Issue #1 /2023

Forecast

Almost a bad day

Tuesday, 21 November 2023

The Vending Machine Menance

Despite the sterile surroundings and the constant hum of medical machinery, a broken vending machine has become a peculiar symbol of daily strife for both patients and staff in our local hospital.

The coin-hungry contraption lurks in the pharmacy shop waiting for it’s next unsuspecting victim.

Sources in the shadows spilled the deets, painting a picture of peeps dropping coins and banks in the hope of a relief. Instead, this mechanical troublemaker’s giving them the cold shoulder. Nurses on late shifts? “Yeah, this machine’s not making it easy.”

A daily grind hitting everyone, folks ain’t looking to mess with this coin-chomping bandit.

Hopes are high that feeling the pulse of those seeking justice the vending villain will be fixed and trust in the little things will be restored.

Stay tuned!

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2 Responses

  1. want to know where this broken machine is. send me a landmark so I can test it with my own money。Even if it’s an ATM trap。Used to pay for the mayor’s car wax or the sheriff’s drinks

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