Gutter Trash Alley

GUTTER GAZZETTE

SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES

Issue #2 /2023

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Monday, 27 November 2023

Stuck In The Sands

In an unexpected scene at our local beach, residents were greeted with the sight of a police car firmly lodged in the sands, sparking community conversations about responsible resource use and potential financial repercussions.

The mysterious incident left bystanders bewildered, as there were no eyewitness accounts of how the patrol car ended up stranded on the sandy shores. Instead, the aftermath of an unsuccessful attempt to navigate the beach has become the center of attention, prompting concerns about the responsible use of public resources.

While beach patrols are vital for ensuring public safety, questions have arisen regarding the decision to take a police vehicle onto the sandy terrain. The incident not only brings the officer’s judgment into question but also introduces a financial aspect, as the community now faces the cost of towing the stranded patrol car—funds that will be drawn from taxpayer pockets.

Residents, expressing their collective unease, highlight the need for accountability in the use of public assets. The incident serves as a stark reminder of the importance of responsible decision-making, especially when it involves taxpayer money. As the community grapples with the unforeseen consequences, there is a collective hope that this incident will spur a renewed commitment to the careful and judicious use of public resources in the future.

 

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Trailer Park Representative

Hello,

I am Annabelle Cox and it is my priviledge to be the representative of Trailer Park residents.

My job is to make Trailer Park better, improve your life, help you and our community 

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Annabelle Cox,

Trailer Park Represent

Downtown Representative

Hey there,

This is Uncle Lust, Downtown Representative.  I’m the man to come to if you’re a resident in downtown area and i’ll make sure your voice is heard. Talk to me, tell me your problems and i’ll do my best to make them go away.

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Uncle Lust,

Downtown Representative

Uptown Representative

Hello,

My name is Cristyna, and if you live in Gutter Trash Alley Uptown area, then I will do my best to make sure your voice is heard, your needs are met, and your life in Uptown is great

Do you have questions, do you have issues, or you just want to say “Hi”?

Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.

I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.

Cristyna,

Uptown Representative

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