SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #25 /2025
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Friday, 7 March 2025
Mayor of GTA & City Justice
Personal background:
Naughty, sex addict, trash lover. She developed a real fetish for nasty spots like sewers, litters and dark smelly places. Sub by choice, but with a very strong attitude on her daily business. One of a kind for sure.
Aly: 1. When did you find out you were addicted to sex?
Dee (janetguise): * lights a joint *
Dee (janetguise): i m not a sex addict, that part of your description is wrong
Dee (janetguise): i actually have sex very rarely and with few partners
Dee (janetguise): one could say i m kind of monogamous
Aly: sure i might be wrong
Dee (janetguise): in the past i used to have a lot of sex
Dee (janetguise): because i have nothing else to do
Aly: just remember from my times at GTA you used to go to the sewers with many people
Aly: i see maybe was that
Aly: ty Mayor
Dee (janetguise): you’re welcome
Aly: next?
Dee (janetguise): i do like trash
Dee (janetguise): since we’re on the subject
Dee (janetguise): my saying is ‘ i was born in trash i will die in trash’, that is a constant reminder of what i am
Dee (janetguise): same as this
Dee (janetguise): * shows you her dirty feet in high heels *
Aly:* faces it and smiles nicely, then faces the lady and winks *
Dee (janetguise): next one please
Aly: next one talks again about addiction, but lets change it by wish instead
“Aly: 2. “”Sex addiction refers to excessive sexual thoughts, desires, urges or behaviors that can’t be controlled and cause distress and harm to your relationships, finances and other aspects of your life” Following that definition, which of those have you experienced on yourself, and how do you deal with them?
Dee (janetguise): finances have always been affected by my fetishes
Dee (janetguise): my initial goal was to build the gutter trash alley, and then give it up
Dee (janetguise): i almost did, twice
Aly: but you did it great and now is a crowdy town
Dee (janetguise): yes but it comes at a cost
Aly: so you are a successful manager
Aly: nothing is for free really
Dee (janetguise): no, but i had to transform who i was into something else
Dee (janetguise): or someone else
Aly: next question explores about that
Aly: 3. Are the nasty spots part of that paraphilia, or are them part of another fetish ?
Dee (janetguise): i like extremes
Aly:* looks straight at Dee’s eyes while asking that question to focus on her reaction *
Dee (janetguise): i do enjoy hurting others
Aly: mmmm may i ask why that?
Dee (janetguise): body harming, breath play, electrocution
Aly: like exploring the limits?
Dee (janetguise): because they need it
Dee (janetguise): and i enjoy it
Dee (janetguise): i like to have full control
Dee (janetguise): and suffering is part of life
Aly: * faces Dee as she notices the lady is talking seriously and even her eyes shine while she tells about those fetishes *
Dee (janetguise): a lot of people like to lose control
Aly: but somehow you join strong ladies to your team usually, right?
Dee (janetguise): strong people
Dee (janetguise): not ladies
Aly: but mostly ladies?
Dee (janetguise): men, women, trans, etc
Aly: Mary Mura
Aly: Taylor
Dee (janetguise): Uncle Lust is my right hand
Dee (janetguise): Mary Mura is former candidate to townhall, and now she’s out of the city politics
Aly: i have a pending interview with him, but somehow he is a kind sub to you, or am i wrong on that?
Dee (janetguise): haha, not when we’re in private
Aly: * giggles *
Dee (janetguise): don’t confuse his position as vice with the one of a sub
Dee (janetguise): in public we’re a team, but i m the mayor and he’s the vice mayor
Dee (janetguise): behind closed doors, we discuss
Dee (janetguise): but in public he is professional and respects my position
Aly: yes sure
Dee (janetguise): he’s not a sub
Aly: i just seen him kind of The Queen of England and the prince consort
Aly: or somethinglike that 🙂 but maybe just a feeling
Dee (janetguise): no, he’s simply professional. It would look bad on us if he would go against me publicly
Dee (janetguise): we “do our laundry ” in private
Aly: sure
Aly: * winks and giggles *
Aly: next question?
Dee (janetguise): yes
Aly: we ll explore the politics now
Aly: 4. You were innovative in SL turning GTA into a democracy, just a few places did it, but GTA seems to be the most genuine and long lasting experience, how did you build the idea and why?
Dee (janetguise): i consider that the number one enemy of a sim is the ruler /owner of that sim
Dee (janetguise): one person, me, or whoever will take the mayor seat in the future
Dee (janetguise): cna not be omnipresent and all knowing
Dee (janetguise): the ruling must be done by the people
Dee (janetguise): Mayor must become a form of mediator, or even a charismatic figure
Dee (janetguise): that would be ideal
Aly: interesting point of view, and very successful after all
Dee (janetguise): instead of asking myself what do people want
Dee (janetguise): i let people decide that
Dee (janetguise): that’s why, i hope they enjoy GTA
Dee (janetguise): because is made by them, not me
Dee (janetguise): im just the brick builder
Aly: have you ever known about the City State of Babbage?
Dee (janetguise): no
Aly: thats a steampunk city, one of the oldest in SL
Aly: they did it a bit as you did here
Aly: but they were not as successful as you were
Aly: and are actually
Aly: so you are one of a kind 🙂
Dee (janetguise): about the democracy
Dee (janetguise): we’re not there yet
Dee (janetguise): we’re now at the 3rd version of the city council format
Dee (janetguise): i hope this one will be better
Dee (janetguise): but is hard to get people to be pro-active
Aly: yes i know
Dee (janetguise): as most just want to have fun and relax
Aly: i was a manager at many clubs
Aly: next one?
Dee (janetguise): probably the only successful form of organization would be a hive mind
Dee (janetguise): but …i think that’s illegal 🙂
Dee (janetguise): yes next question
Aly: lol
Aly: well that was the method on which the Big Brother had inspiration
Aly: hive mind
Aly: but that’s most likely a monarchy than a democracy
Aly: so you do it great here
Dee (janetguise): we’re still at 75%
Dee (janetguise): of where we should be
Aly: remember the quote mocking on the musketeers?
Dee (janetguise): no
Aly: * … All for one and… all for me *
Dee (janetguise): * laughs *
Aly: ♥
Aly: next
Dee (janetguise): that’s the sim destroyer
Dee (janetguise): yes next
Aly: 5. You were into politics for long at GTA, are you an enthusiast about them matters?
Dee (janetguise): no i dislike it
Dee (janetguise): it is a full time job
Dee (janetguise): in terms of 24/7/365
Aly: interesting and totally unexpected answer 🙂
Dee (janetguise): all i do is think about the city, talk about the city, and plan the city
Dee (janetguise): there is nothing else in my life except that
Aly: then, even when you dislike it, you turn in the perfect politician
Dee (janetguise): im not perfect, i just have a plan, i know where we are, i know where i want to be
Dee (janetguise): and i m trying to get there
Dee (janetguise): and manage the ups and downs while that happens
Dee (janetguise): and i don’t want to give up until i have exhausted all my resources
Aly: amazing
Aly: next?
Dee (janetguise): yes please
Aly: 6. Have you met loyal people, normal people, or backstabbers?
Dee (janetguise): im proud by those who supported the sim when backstabbers tried to ruin it. Uncle, Michael, Marie, Demmy, Shannon, Rey, Taylor, and many others played a crucial role , crucial, crucial role in helping the sim get over big gaps
Dee (janetguise): because when it seemed that ship is sinking, many left,
Aly: yes sure
Dee (janetguise): a lot of citizens i did not mention
Dee (janetguise): kept GTA as their home
Dee (janetguise): and made the streets alive
Dee (janetguise): Mary mura i would like to add
Dee (janetguise): David Darling
Aly: yes i ve seen almost all locations are taken, while i ve tried to find a place for my office
Dee (janetguise): for now
Dee (janetguise): all ups has it’s downs
Dee (janetguise): im sure soon some will open up 🙂
Aly: next?
Dee (janetguise): next
Aly: 7. Do you mirror on some politician ikons to take as reference, maybe on some historians, heroes, scientists, or are you definitely a self-made?
Dee (janetguise): except for the phrase “make GTA worse again”, i don’t think so
Dee (janetguise): i tried to mirror …or not to mirror some basic concepts everyone go by
Dee (janetguise): and apply others that few go by
Dee (janetguise): most people look for 2 things when they look at a sim
Dee (janetguise): traffic
Dee (janetguise): money
Dee (janetguise): at a city not sim
Aly: yeas true
Dee (janetguise): obsessed with traffic
Dee (janetguise): 30k
Dee (janetguise): traffic
Dee (janetguise): 100k traffic
Aly: but in this case is a RP sim
Dee (janetguise): we’re on top
Dee (janetguise): i deleted those two words
Dee (janetguise): and focused on citizens
Dee (janetguise): tried, wanted, want to offer citizens a sense of vip feeling
Aly: yes i know that in first person 🙂
Dee (janetguise): like ” This city is for you, not for them”
Dee (janetguise): i refused a lot of ” deals’ to bring traffic and make money cause it could affect the citizens
Dee (janetguise): and their leisure lifestyle
Aly: yes i know
Aly: and i got it then
Dee (janetguise): and this is why i pay salaries with L$
Dee (janetguise): because it’s not my L$, and i didn’t earn it
Dee (janetguise): you did by writing an article
Dee (janetguise): pd did for patrolling the streets
Dee (janetguise): fd for putting out fires
Aly: is a community really
Aly: we do those roles and jobs, but into a context that you built
Dee (janetguise): building is 25% of the job
Dee (janetguise): 25% is convincing people to come
Aly: i dont mean built in strict meaning, i mean you build the whole idea
Dee (janetguise): and 50% is convincing people to stay
Dee (janetguise): i don’t drive the PD car
Dee (janetguise): i dont run gangs
Aly: sure
Dee (janetguise): i know it seems that ” i made it possible”
Aly: we ll talk about that on next questions 🙂
Dee (janetguise): but i’m just a small piece
Aly: and you did
Dee (janetguise): piece
Dee (janetguise): i m just a piece Aly
Aly: a big one
Dee (janetguise): next question please
Aly: next one is related
Aly: 9. What would you change in the city to turn it even better?
Dee (janetguise): ideally ?
Aly: any
Dee (janetguise): self-working city council and adult RP with clear game system
Dee (janetguise): adult meaning mature
Aly: yes
Dee (janetguise): i can only work on the first and latter
Dee (janetguise): how people RP is their choice, i just can set the rules defined by city council or within city council
Aly: yes i got that
Aly: next one is important for that concept
Aly: and is
Aly: 10. Do you think the politicians, the Justice, and the other actors at GTA are mainly honest or corrupted at this point?
Dee (janetguise): i have no evidence of corrupt personnel in the public institutions
Dee (janetguise): but i m sure if there were, Police Department would apply the correct laws
Aly: and what if they are the corrupted ones?
Dee (janetguise): i can not comment on speculations
Aly: sure
Dee (janetguise): and have no evidence to state clearly that PD is a corrupt institute
Aly: 11. Do you feel that GTA is better as a criminal city or as a peaceful city?
Dee (janetguise): you know the saying “if a country has no spies, they should buy ones”
Aly: yes sure
Dee (janetguise): if a city has no crime, then it’s not a city
Dee (janetguise): something is wrong
Aly: next one is related to that and is
Aly: 12. Do you think that sex and violence are a necessary part of the city day-by-day to keep running thumbs up?
Dee (janetguise): Gutter Trash Alley is a city of over 200 residents, and another number of visitors, affiliates
Dee (janetguise): i would say that the majority is not involved in obscene public sex nor violence
Dee (janetguise): considering the majority is over 100 people
Dee (janetguise): there are some gangs and ill reputed ladies who indeed practice prostitution and gang violence
Dee (janetguise): so i would consider it an …eventful city, but not a city where violence and sex are the main topic and activity of the majority of the citizens
Aly: amazing
Aly: next 2 and last ones are related to some of your old activities, you may answer no comments if you like, but as you have a notorious flag on your balcony, maybe you wanna say something
Aly: and is
Aly: 13. What do you know about the Chicago Cartel, and their operatives at GTA city?
Dee (janetguise): looks sad
Dee (janetguise): Chicago Cartel has no activity in this city
Aly:*faces the mayor and takes a sip of water then breathe*
Dee (janetguise): Chicago Cartel doesn’t even exist
Dee (janetguise): you can’t put a name of a Cartel run by 1 maybe 2 people. It would be insulting to the gangs that operate in Gutter Trash Alley
Dee (janetguise): who have 10s of people plus 10s of prostitutes
Aly: i see
Aly: yes i ve interviewed some
Aly: next one and the last, then maybe was already answered
Aly: 14. Have your new life as politician and city’s Mayor left behind your Chicago Cartel’s old times?
Dee (janetguise): Chicago Cartel, well the initiative , or the idea belonged to my brother, Puddin. Who decided to renounce me. Like many from my former life. That so called group was never active and i never had an active role in it
Aly: anything you wanna add overall?
Dee (janetguise): a group made of 1-2 people is a group of friends
Dee (janetguise): not a cartel
Aly: sure
Dee (janetguise): everything should be caracterized by their action and impact, not pacts made between drunk buddies
Aly: i mean overall the interview or the city or yourself you wanna add
Dee (janetguise): yes
Dee (janetguise): to your readers
Dee (janetguise): Like it or not, this city is what you made it. This is not Dee’s city, you are the ones that decide it’s future.
Dee (janetguise): Try to be nice to your neighbour
Dee (janetguise): that’s all
Aly: thanx a lot for your time Mayor Dee ♥
Dee (janetguise): my pleasure
Aly: and your kindness and your honest poit of view
Dee (janetguise): thank you for doing this
Aly: i ll do the edition and send it to you back
Dee (janetguise): perfect
Dee (janetguise): looking fw to that
Aly: i have still a couple interview to perform
Aly: to end this first series
Dee (janetguise): very good
Aly: lemme take a couple pictures pls
Dee (janetguise): please
Dee (janetguise): and if you want me to add you to waiting list for a store let me know
Aly: i got a flat already
Aly: on a motel in front of Rey
Dee (janetguise): perfect
Aly: well thanx a lot again Dee ♥
Aly: see you morrow surely
Aly: kiss kiss
Dee (janetguise): thank you
This is part 6 of a series by Aly Lloyd McKlintock. See last part 5 here.
The London City SL Enquirer
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Great interview!