SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #24 /2025
Forecast
Wednesday, 3 March 2025
Role:
GTA Vice Mayor
Personal background:
Friendly mature man, those who anyone might take as a dad or grandpa or “uncle” , but with a wide experience on the streets, influencer of a kind, pulls the strings of power like puppets in a show, the very man behind the mask.
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): not sure I get first one
Aly: lets go then ♥
Aly: 1. How could you define yourself “Uncle Lust” in the actual GTA?
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): 1. How could you define yourself “Uncle Lust” in the actual GTA?
Aly: yes
Aly: whatever comes to your mind, to define you into this city lifestyle
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, it’s just a name, sure it reflects my persona
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I’m older lustful man, happy to live my life at fullest
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but lustful does not mean disrespectful, violent
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): just lustful
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): * smiles *
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I guess nothing wrong with that, especially in a city like that
Aly: sure
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and
Aly: of course
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): It’s a catchy name
Aly: next one?
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): people can not remember some person with strange name with lots of symbols, but surely they remeber talking to Uncle
Aly: yes definitely
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): The name is Lust. Uncle Lust
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): sure
Aly: btw, you are defined by others as one of the most influency people around
Aly: so they remember you for sure
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): even if I am not, maybe it’s good they thiink that way
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): * winks *
Aly: maybe i ll share with you some of those points of views
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I do not see myself as someone special or above anyone who comes here
Aly: cause they are impressive
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): nah
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): people say a lot
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): even if I have some real influence I use it to help not to hurt
Aly: yes but i m not talking about any people, i m talking about other important people here
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): oh I see
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, I do not plot against peopleUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): like I said, I do not see any power given to me as weapon, but as a toolUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and I always remember that things you are given can be taken
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I may not always be a vice mayor, it can end
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so i do not feel wielded to my chair, nor I assume it will last foreverUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but true influence is not with title, tag or badge, uniformUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that can give power, but not respect
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so I never use my position to do things for myself, at least not intentionallyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): the power was given to me to help
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): me and mayor do not see ourselves as rulers, it’s more like public servants
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I think lots of my doings is influenced by Mayor’s exampleUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): like, she could do all here
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): kick, kill, banUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): do whatever she wantedUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): she restrains herself, she is humbleUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): hahUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): of course, if someone endangers sim or citizen she is ruthless and has no mercyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and same goes with me
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): some people, especially newcomers
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): mistake my kindness for weaknessUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and that is ok, all fineUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): It’s ok to perceive me as Papa Smurf of GTAUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): easy, chilled
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but when someone makes a true mess, OCC harassment, some nazi, racial, homo or transphobic attacksUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I go berserkUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): we are here for people, Dee made it clearUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and you know
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): It’s not just a nice sloganUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I do not give fuck if I get votes or notUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but my mottoUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): “in Lust We Trust” means something to meUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I am not above any street junkie here
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I pay my bills same as every other person here, I have prim limits
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yes I doUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): she has my loyalty and friendship
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): to that point, that I work for free
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): same for everyone
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): maybe I am a bit more harder on those influential onesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): since they can make a difference for those less fortunateUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): for better or worseUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): needless to say I prefer that first option, so people feel noticed. Every person lost from sim feel like a defeat for meUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and honestly – even the bad persons, because I failed to correct their OOC behavior
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): guess I amUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is what we aim for hereUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): for self regulating societyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): one, that does not need admins on daily basis
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): of course
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): we are like yin and yang
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): when she pushes too hard I press brakesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and other way aroundUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): when I’m too softUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): It’s evolution of me, and maybe in some way, her too
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but make no mistake – she is the leaderUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): honestly – not so much 😉
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): as with every activity that requires meeting, details, plotting not so muchUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): of course I attendUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and sometimes enjoy talksUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but half of it to be honest makes me wanna open my veins with pencilUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I’m not a political animal
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): maybe so
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, when you have soft heart you got to develop a hard assUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and that I think I developedUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I know it’s just a gameUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and about me being passionate…Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): It’s not a bug, it’s a feature
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, we are kids here
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): grown people acting goofy
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yes I guessUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): we are all a bit crazy here, living our lives in pixel worldUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but there is good crazy and bad crazy
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I look for good in people but I’m prepared for worstUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): backstabbers not so muchUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): sure there are some people here who would sell their mother for some gainUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and in RP that is okUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): some people disappointed me, sure, but not to the point I would call backstabbingUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): for me personallyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): some tried to split the sim in half, destroy itUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is something I cannot forgive
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): making a revolt, undermining sim rules and authorities
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): setting people against each other
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): to run sim as they wantUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): take overUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): you know, I think we are like a big family hereUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): different, highly dysfunctional
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): very often like thatUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): it was an attempt of hostile takeoverUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): from another groupUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): they took many people out
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): started their own stuff, copied many Dee’s ideasUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and they left sim broken and bleeding
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): took us lots of effort to glue it all together
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I see some copy-paste of GTA around SLUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): none of them lastsUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): it lacks soulUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that unique mixture of gangsta style but with fun and some goofiness
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): we do not want another afk simUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): where people park avatars and stand afk, looking cool
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): no activity except from fucking
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is what I said
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): a self regulating societyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): with working offices, forces, mobsUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): where people see a point of spending timeUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): improvingUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): discussing
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): a living organismUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is Dee’s dreamUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): a world where she can give up power, because it’s no longer neededUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and rest sipping martini under a palm tree on beach of GTA
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): it will take timeUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yes
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): not reallyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I do not have role modelUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): maybe Papa SmurfUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): 😉
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): in some wayUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but he guides not rules
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and he’s grumpy at timesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): just like me
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and I still wonder what are his relations with Smurfette
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): he has more lust then meets the eyeUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): 😉Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): * winks *
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): noUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I declined every time
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I think Dee embraces all that is needed
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): she is a leaderUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and hard working mule
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I’m too lazy to be in her shoes
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): she willUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and she is the only person in the world who can make me change my mind in that matter
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and since I’m not only deadly handsome but also very smart, I know she silently prepares me to do itUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and that one day I will hear the questionUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that I wish I never heard
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): i will not be here forever tooUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): we both have some other life, that gets complicated at times
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so for now we do not focus on titlesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but on work for improvement
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): of some responsible people so Dee could get some rest from micromanaging everythingUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): Supreme Leader does not need to everything on her ownUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): just read reports
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): hmUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): improve some technicalitiesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): educate people that lag they hate is mostly their own doings
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): from overpriming
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): overscriptingUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): yesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): if you go away for two weeks and you know itUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): take your car
Aly: yes
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): turn off scripts in your furniture
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): at least some most heavy onesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): you do not use all at once
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): do not get mad when I pay your attention to it
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is for all of usUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I clean streets 2-3 times a dayUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and still we need to close rentals, because we are lately below prim limit for DowntownUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so we can forget of some new ideas like new places hereUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): homeless shelter
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): new clubsUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): that is something we need to figureUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): also I would encourage people to read our pageUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): websiteUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): % of questions they ask is all there, answered in writingUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): 90 %
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): all rulesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): haUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): tricky questionUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I think most of them do the job like it should be doneUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I know many of them, as citizens, off duty have their own likes and dislikesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): some friends from shady circlesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): same goes with me, Dee, everyoneUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so naturally when someone I like comes to me and says i was hurt by someoneUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and I do not like that “someone”Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): it may be some grey area
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but I always try to take a step back
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): take some deep breath and never forget what is my purpose hereUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I do not have “off duty” switchUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I never say ” oh not my work hours “Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): if people askUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but coming back to the questionUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I think that all city and force leaders who run the show do good, clean jobUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): despite own viewsUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): on some people or situationsUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I think we need to establish systemUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): which in time can be corruptedUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): 😉
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, I do not find myself much in violent roles, so sure I prefer, as lazy person, when people are nice and friendlyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but this is GTA not DisneylandUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and I know that most people come here for that vibe, a dangerous place where things happenUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so I do not mix much in gang plays, only when some break sim rules or combat rules, which is very oftenUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): I do not interfere how certain people run their businesses, fair or unfairUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): or how they treat each other as long it’s a consensual RP, not OOC harassment
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): it is limiting gun violence for sure, because it’s traceable to see who did whatUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and ammo requires crafting or moneyUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so some think twice before unloading a whole clip from assault rifleUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): so yesUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): those who need to shoot will shoot
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, to avoid griefers who come here with bazooka and LL damage everyone
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): they come and trash a lot
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): but do not killUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): well, I guess I have said enoughUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): to wish readers a good day and that they play things cool?
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): and give me more time to be lustful and less a janitor for their prims?Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): * winks *
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): hahaUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): aall cool, thank you
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): thank youUncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): my fav watermelon shirt
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): stay safe
Uncle Lust (jamaal.ansar): oh I’m immortal
This is part 5 of a series by Aly Lloyd McKlintock. See last part 4 here.
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