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Issue #75 /2025

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Sunday, 16 November 2025

Rats on the Rise: Dr. Corleone Speaks on the Growing Infestation

Residents of Gutter Trash Alley first began noticing an unusual spike in rat sightings a few weeks ago, and the problem has only intensified since. In response to growing concern, I sat down with Dr. Javier Corleone to get clarity on what exactly is happening—and what the community can do about it.

 

According to Dr. Corleone, the medical staff has already begun distributing flu and hantavirus vaccines, as the presence of rats increases the risk of both illnesses. “We’re trying to fight it… but it’s very hard,” he explained, noting that the health teams are doing what they can to mitigate disease spread.

 

When asked about the sudden surge in the rodent population, Dr. Corleone dismissed the idea of deliberate placement. Instead, he pointed to a mix of environmental factors: no garbage collectors making their rounds, food left exposed in and around trash bins, and a lack of cats—a surprisingly crucial part of the natural balance.

 

“If there are rats, it’s because there is food,” he stated plainly. The slums have been hit the hardest, which tracks with areas more likely to have overflowing trash and inconsistent cleanup.

 

For those seeking ways to protect themselves and help curb the infestation, Dr. Corleone offered practical advice:

 

  • Adopt a cat or support local strays
  • Wash all food that needs cleaning
  • Stay current on vaccines
  • Put out garbage as close as possible to pickup times to avoid attracting more pests

 

As Gutter Trash Alley continues to grapple with the rat problem, it’s clear that community cooperation—and a few more cats—may be our first line of defense.

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