SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #60 /2023
Forecast
Saturday, 28 June 2025
In the early hours, the Gutter Gazette received a chilling anonymous message via encrypted email. The sender, whose identity remains unknown, issued a bold and ominous threat directed at the infamous Los Muertos gang — a criminal organization long suspected of operating across the city’s southern districts.
The message says the gang’s “We watch… We see… You threaten… Your steps will lead you to hell.” warning that a “hidden war” is now underway against their members, wealth, and “Girls, cars, buildings, drug rings… Nothing will be safe anymore”
it ends with a calm but calculated tone, citing the ancient Babylonian Code of Hammurabi: “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”
The author, who denotes some level of articulation and cultural awareness, claims this is not the act of a rival gang, but of “someone born in the ashes they left behind.” No specific names were mentioned, but the statement hints at insider knowledge and a precise strategy to “strip their skin of gold and leave the bones of their empire exposed.”
Authorities have not yet commented, though internal sources confirm they are investigating the email’s origin. Los Muertos leadership has also remained silent, but the city braces for the possibility of escalating violence.
Stay with the *Gutter Gazette* for updates as this story develops.
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