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Issue #52 /2025

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Wednesday, 30 April 2025

Man Breaks into Gutter Trash Alley Pharmacy
Police Seek Public’s Help

Gutter Trash Alley, April 25 — Authorities are searching for a man who broke into the Gutter Trash Alley Pharmacy around 5 p.m. yesterday evening.

 

Surveillance footage captured the suspect entering the building, although his face was obscured. He is described as a white male, approximately 5’10” tall, wearing a white shirt, a red vest, and black pants at the time of the incident. Authorities are still unsure what, if anything, was stolen during the break-in.

 

Police are urging anyone who may have witnessed suspicious activity in the area or who might have information about the suspect to come forward. Tips can be reported directly to the local police department.

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