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Thursday, 10 April 2025

Mayor Demmy Jackson Wounded in Assassination Attempt
During Victory Speech Outside City Hall

[Gutter Trash Alley 9 April 4:14pm]

In a shocking incident, Mayor Demmy Jackson was wounded during an assassination attempt while delivering her victory speech outside City Hall in Liberty Square. The event, intended to mark the beginning of her term, was violently disrupted, throwing the city into unrest.

Eyewitnesses reported that two unidentified individuals, believed to be protesters, were near the stage, holding signs and shouting moments before shots rang out. The protesters were vocally critical of the police, calling them “oppressive” and accusing them of failing to protect the city’s leadership. Seconds later, gunfire erupted. Mayor Jackson was struck and quickly evacuated by security. Her current condition remains unknown.

One eyewitness, Timothy Coxx, described the chaos from within the crowd:
“The mayor was giving a speech and then BANG BANG, shots started firing off. I heroically shielded others with my body to protect them. Then the police just swarmed in, it was like something out of a movie. Everyone was scared, but I tried to give comfort to those that needed it.”

Coxx added that the suspected shooter appeared to be a man wearing gold chains, though authorities have not yet confirmed any official suspect description.

Another witness reported seeing a red-haired woman, fleeing the scene on a bicycle with what appeared to be an AR-style rifle in hand. This sighting occurred shortly after the shooting, and police are investigating whether this individual was involved or connected to the incident.

To complicate matters further, a fire broke out shortly after the shooting at a nearby adult video store, drawing additional emergency responders. Witnesses claim the same two protesters seen before the attack were also spotted at the fire, reportedly laughing and watching the chaos unfold.

Mayor Jackson, whose campaign focused on revitalizing downtown and bridging the city’s economic divide, has been a polarizing figure. Her leadership was seen as a turning point by many, and a threat by others.

Police continue to investigate both the shooting and the fire, working to identify those involved. City officials are urging the public to remain calm and report any tips. Further updates will follow as more information becomes available.

UPDATE [6:15pm]

City officials have now confirmed that Mayor Jackson is in stable condition after sustaining a gunshot wound during her victory speech. She remains under medical care but is expected to recover.

In a brief press statement, Gutter Trash Alley Police Commissioner ⱮìçհąҽӀ 乙єяợ initially downplayed the severity of the situation, telling reporters that the mayor had sustained “just a few bruises.” However, in the same conversation, the commissioner contradicted that statement by later admitting, “Okay, yes, she had actually been shot.” The conflicting remarks have raised eyebrows and drawn criticism from some local leaders, who say the public deserves accurate and timely information during a crisis of this scale.

The investigation remains active, with police still pursuing leads tied to two unidentified protesters seen before and after the attack. One of them, a red-haired, was reportedly seen fleeing the area on a bicycle while carrying what appeared to be an AR-style rifle. Another man, described by an eyewitness as wearing gold chains and acting suspiciously, is also being sought.

Authorities are also investigating a suspicious fire that broke out shortly after the shooting at a nearby adult video store. The same two individuals are believed to have been present at the scene, reportedly laughing as emergency responders arrived.

As tensions remain high, city officials continue to call for calm and cooperation as law enforcement works to track down those responsible. Further updates are expected in the coming days.

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