SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #43 /2025
Forecast
Saturday, 05 April 2025
01. How would you define yourself?
Jessy says ” I’m someone with a positive attitude and a firm belief in fairness. I will never judge a person for their choices and interests – crime or law, chaos or order, all have a place here. But neutrality doesn’t mean weakness.”
02. Why have you decided to run as politician, and for the most important office on the city?
Jessy says ” Im running because I love this city. But love means wanting to improve it.
Because this city deserves more than just routine. Right now, many may feel stuck in predictable patterns. Shops go unnoticed, crime lacks consequences, and civilians lose trust.”
03. Do you have already a plan for GTA on the next 6 months, and which ones would be you management pillars to run the office?
Jessy says ” goes with her hand through her hair”
Jessy says ” My administration would stand on three interactive pillars”
Jessy says ” Variety: Monthly events like dynamic weather systems, player driven festivals and reshaping the city parts.”
Jessy says ” Safety: A ‘Police Support Initiative’ . better equipment and training, but strict RP guidelines to prevent abuse. Criminals get more adrenaline and civilians get peace of mind.”
Jessy says ” Prosperity: A ‘Shop Spotlight Program’ where the city promotes underrated businesses through possible events to showcase hidden gems.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” interesting pillars all them”
Jessy says ” wait”
Jessy says ” I’m not done”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” may i ask you some additional questions about them?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure sorry”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” carry on”
Jessy says ” yes sure but i want to mention, that i will always be open for feedback and proposals, because lasting change comes from the community.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” yes sure”
Jessy says ” okay ask me something”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” fist one about the police, have you read the last Mayor new rules about RP?”
Jessy says ” yes i read”
Jessy says ” so what is your question regarding that?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” what do you think about the always OC personas?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” kind of full RP status”
Jessy says ” you mean IC ?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” yes”
Jessy says ” nods”
Jessy says ” i think its a good idea. the interactions for both police and gang members were / are not always so satisfying”
Jessy says ” this is also due to different approaches of IC and OOC”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Jessy says ” always being IC can be exhausting or tiring for some people, but i rather try it the harder way first with room to lower the bar if it doesn’t work, then promoting no IC rules”
Jessy says ” we are an rp crime city after all and get visitors for that”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Jessy says ” but we must ensure to be amateur friendly and help new people get into a good vibe”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” but, will be a kind complicate to manage that perhaps?”
Jessy says ” i think it sounds harder than it actually is”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Jessy says ” people who want to be criminals or fight for the law, they are already motivated to play such roles”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” great :)”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” and about the prosperity program, sounds amazing but it should need some founding right?”
Jessy says ” yes and no, it depends what kind of event or promotion can happen”
Jessy says ” the city could do an award system for visiting different shops and spend time there for example”
Jessy says ” there are many possibilities”
Jessy says ” there is also a budget for everything, which can be used for different project or reasons”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” ohh i see”
04. Do you already have your right hand and closer collaborators?
Jessy says ” Not yet. And i believe in giving everyone a fair chance. Post-election, i will open applications for Vice Mayor and advisors, prioritizing those who share my vision for a balanced and event driven city.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Jessy says ” Key criteria? Creativity, fairness, and dedication.
No backroom deals.”
05. How do you feel yourself on the polls? winner, runner-up, or complicate?
Jessy says ” Polls don’t define the success of a campaign. Whether I’m ahead or behind, I’m confident that my message of change resonates. The “silent majority” who crave a lively, fair city… They will decide this.
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” of course”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” but i mean as a feeling by now”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” of course”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” but i mean as a feeling by now”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” means if you think you already have your fans or you need to do some more efforts to spread your message around”
Jessy says ” I’m probably behind, since i didn’t give any official statements and started my campaign later.”
Jessy says ” but that doesn’t matter, as i mentioned”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” well we are here to give all candidates the chance to spread your ideas”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” so next one is about that”
06. Tell the GTA citizens why they should vote for you as new GTA Mayor, in a few lines.
Jessy says ” GTA doesnt need revolution – it needs smart evolution. Replace monotony with monthly surprises. Make safety feel real without killing criminal RP’s thrill. Turn forgotten shops into landmarks.
This isn’t about “my way” … its about our city’s heartbeat.
Jessy for Mayor”
Let’s Make GTA Great Again – one interactive block at a time!
Jessy says ” is that too long?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” not at all, it is perfect”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” ♥”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” would you like to add anything else?”
Jessy says ” MAKE GTA GREAT AGAIN !”
Jessy says ” smiles”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” amazing ♥”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” make it real !!”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” thanx a lot Jessy for your time and kindness”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” and have a great election”
Jessy says ” hehe this is kinda exciting”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” yeass it is”
Jessy says ” thanks you have a nice day and thanks for the interview”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” my pleasure “
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The London City SL Enquirer
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01. How would you define yourself?
Demmy Jackson said, “well, I define myself as one of the regular people in the city. Someone who has discovered this great city, was welcomed with open arms by this city, and has since made it my home. When I first arrived here I was broke, homeless and had nothing and knew no one. If it wasn’t for the community, and peoples open arms to embrace me, accept me, and introduce me to others I would be nothing. Taylor owner of the Drag Strip gave me my first job, then later Marie of the Busty Burgers hired me to do security for her. Here I was able to establish the fundamentals of growing roots here. So, I see myself as part of the community, and would like to grow the community as others have done for me”
02. What have you decided to run as politician, and for the most important office on the city?
Demmy Jackson said, “actually I didn’t want to become Mayor at first. But, my impulse to maintain balance, order, equal rights and protection for the city forced my hand. I saw candidates that are gang affiliated running for office, and that I found extremely concerning. I don’t have an issue with gangs, I get that our economy is slow growing and people have been let down by former administrations, but I have a problem with gangs infiltrating our politics, and one gang totally over powering other gangs. For an example, I’m no fan of the Los Morricones, but….. if they where to be totally annihilated by the Coke Boys or another gang for that matter, it would devastate our cities almost growing economy and population. Something that I can not stand for. So I will keep everyone equal as Mayor”
03. Do you have already a plan for GTA on the next 6 months, and which ones would be you management pillars to run the office?
Demmy Jackson nods, “I do, I have a judge I’m going to appoint, and bring trials back to GTA. I already have a judge that I spoken with, and I have made it clear to them, that their only goal as judge should be justice… so.. pardon my French, even if I fuck up, I would face the consequences. I will issue updated new police training in procedures to collect evidence properly, find a quality DA, protect working girls, maintain balance with the gangs, and also prevent further zombie outbreaks from ever reaching the street level by doing programs that keep them only in the sewers. Also I will make sure that more food supplies can be found in the city. And will protect all citizens second amendment rights.” I laugh, “you don’t become a liberator with out having an appreciation for firearms”
Demmy Jackson nods, ” and I’d very much like that. But keep in mind, I am playing no favorites, the DA position will be up to how well you do doing the interview, my goal is to create a fair and honest legal system.”
04. Do you already have your right hand and closer collaborators?
Demmy Jackson smiles, “collaborators, none, when you stand for truth, justice, honesty, and for the people. You often stand alone with unpopular opinions. No one cares for the little guy or the person who stands up for the little guy. So I stand alone as the protector.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” i see “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock “but you will need a team to manage the office “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” first of all the Vice-Mayor “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” and an assistant “
Demmy Jackson nods, “I have Vice Mayor picks in mind. I am considering Marie Whiskers, Uncle, Michael Mcgregor, Taylor Cox, Thunder, and many others……… same with a few others for assistant positions. The goal is to select people that are best for the community, growing this city, keeping it populated and not those who have their own agendas…. tough to find in this city.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” amazing”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” then you have a team in mind”
Demmy Jackson nods, “yes. I have a judge already picked as well.”
Demmy Jackson smiles, “much better asking question this way instead of a formal sheet right?”
Demmy Jackson ” I like that you can ask follow up questions”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure i always do lol”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” i m a curious one”
Demmy Jackson ” and I like that us actually talking might work out to a DA job as well for you”
05. How do you feel yourself on the polls? winner, runner-up, or complicate?
Demmy Jackson smiles, “I feel like we are going to win, and keep winning, we are going to win so much it’s going to hurt. But… the only way we can win is if the people vote. So people have to go out, and make sure to vote April 4th!”
06. Tell the GTA citizens why they should vote for you as new GTA Mayor, in a few lines.
Demmy Jackson smiles, “For my policies, I will keep the gangs equal, retrain the police, protect working girls, protect community centers such as the Busty Burgers for newcomers to feel welcomed in town, and historical businesses such as the Drag Strip. I will prevent corruption in office, bring trials back to GTA, appoint a DA, Judge, and not make GTA great again, but keep it great! This is the best city around, and I’ll protect it all cost. When you vote for Demmy Jackson you aren’t voting for just a mayor, but someone who clearly isn’t scared to get their own hands dirty”
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The London City SL Enquirer
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01. How would you define yourself?
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says “I would define Myself as a Outgoing type of person. someone who isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. but i don’t mean criminally I’m talking in ways to help the city grow and flourish.”
02. What have you decided to run as politician, and for the most important office on the city?
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” I’ve decided to run for Mayor to help bring life back to this city.. I want to bring realistic RP back to the city.. I want to give the people a voice again.”
03. Do you have already a plan for GTA on the next 6 months, and which ones would be you management pillars to run the office?
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” I am currently working on a plan. I don’t have it all hammered out yet but it is getting there, as far as Management pillars it would have to be the realistic RP and ways to help the sim grow. This City needs More steady role players.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” sure”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” it has some rise and falls along “
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says “yes it has but every role play sim has its ups and downs that’s just part of life but i feel if we get it to be more active on a constant basis which as you and i both know will take time and probably more than 6 month for anyone in office, but you can at least lay the ground work for the next person who comes after to continue to build off of.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” oh sure, well 6 months if this Mayor season, you may run for a re-election then”
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” very true for some odd reason i didn’t look at it from that point of view not sure why . I guess it was more like i have to get in office before thinking of reelection “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” yes of course 🙂 “
04. Do you already have your right hand and closer collaborators?
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” i have 1 or 2 people in mind to be My close advisors on things. just not name dropping as I’m not in there yet, but I’m hopeful. “
05. How do you feel yourself on the polls? winner, runner-up, or complicate?
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” well Id like to say winner but do not wish to seem cocky so i will say complicated just to be safe side. But please do not mistake that for a lack of confidence . I’m going to run at this as hard as i can to try and win.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” amazing “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” i feel this election process gonna be the most interesting on the GTA history, i have great expectations about it “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” cause of the bunch of candidates “
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” yes it should be quite interesting from what I’ve read of the other candidates we are all hungry for change “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” hope you read my interviews too ♥ “
06. Tell the GTA citizens why they should vote for you as new GTA Mayor, in a few lines.
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says ” They should vote for Me because i want to give the people a voice again as well as bring more realistic rp Opportunities to the citizens of GTA., some things to liven things up and sort of break away from the basic normalcy of things. “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” amazing ♥ “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” thanx a lot for your time and your kindness Tosh “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” it was a pleasure “
Tosh Fitzcarraldo says “Your most welcome thank you “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” and have good election !!! “
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The London City SL Enquirer
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01. How would you define yourself?
Danielle Delaunay says ” its not easy to answer but I’m an open mind person, always open to new projects and new horizons”
Danielle Delaunay says ” I’ve been around this virtual life for almost 15 years next mouth, I did get involve in many sin”
Danielle Delaunay says “mainly in prostitution and BDSM lifestyle”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” wanna tell some of them?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” places i mean”
Danielle Delaunay says “I’ve been a madame and hooker on the street for almost 2 years.”
Danielle Delaunay says ” Mainly on Hooker Hotel”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” yes i know there”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” Barry Lubezki’s”
Danielle Delaunay says ” I know ” *smiles*
02. Why have you decided to run as politician, and for the most important office on the city?
Danielle Delaunay says ” I had always an interest in politic in my real life. I know a lot about Canadian and USA politic system. I think it can be exciting to experience politics in a city where crime reigns. Why mayor, because its the first possibility I have here to run for office.”
03. Do you have already a plan for GTA on the next 6 months, and which ones would be you management pillars to run the office?
Danielle Delaunay says ” I do have ideas that I did share with that Journalist Nox, I can share you the document if you want.”
Danielle Delaunay says ” For sure, I have ideas for the city but if I’m elected I want to share those with the city council”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” but as a resume for the citizens of GTA, tell the most important ones”
Danielle Delaunay says ” well, City growth to make it stronger, reduce the lag wit some policies or minor change and keep the RP realism but without forgetting the very essence of this city”
04. Do you already have your right hand and closer collaborators?
Danielle Delaunay says ” I have someone that is helping me now, I’m not sure if that person wants to get involve at the city hall. The most important, I’m ready to work with people already in place, some of them are here for much more longer then me and I need that experience around me”
05. How do you feel yourself on the polls? winner, runner-up, or complicate?
Danielle Delaunay says ” I honestly can’t answer that. The only thing I can say, I will accept the verdict of the election. “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” but just a feeling, you think you already have your fans? or that you ll have to spread your ideas around for people to follow you?”
Danielle Delaunay says ” I do have some fan, the only thing I can say, I will be ready the night of the election. Win or lose ! “
06. Tell the GTA citizens why they should vote for you as new GTA Mayor, in a few lines.
Danielle Delaunay says ” the answer is similar at the question number 3 “
Danielle Delaunay says ” City growth to make it stronger, reduce the lag wit some policies or minor change and keep the RP realism but without forgetting the very essence of this city “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” amzing ♥ “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” well Danielle, it was a pleasure, thanx a lot for your time and have a great election!!! “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” and read the Gutter Gazette for these interviews too ♥ “
Danielle Delaunay says ” thank you very much, you work here is very important to inform the community ! “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” my pleasure ♥♥ “
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ” see you soon around “
Danielle Delaunay says ” sure “
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