SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #28 /2025
Forecast
Tuesday, 11 March 2025
Little Tokyo still smells like smoke.
It’s been weeks since the blaze that wiped out an entire fire department, and yet the embers of suspicion refuse to die out. Official reports call it a tragic accident, an unfortunate incident where those sworn to protect the city from fire fell victim to its unforgiving nature. But as we remember those lost—Captain Diana, Lieutenant Aletta, Engineer Gloria, Firefighter Slade, and Doctor Sweety—questions linger about what really happened that night.
Little Tokyo has long been a battleground for power struggles, particularly against the influence of Los Muertos, the ruthless criminal network that has plagued the city. The gang’s presence has been felt in the streets, in businesses, and, if rumors are to be believed, even in the institutions meant to protect the people. Slade, one of the fallen firefighters, was rumored to have had connections to Los Muertos, and some speculate that he wasn’t the only one in the department with ties to the gang.
Los Muertos has targeted Little Tokyo for years, using fear, intimidation, and violence to establish control. Businesses resistant to their influence have been torched, owners threatened, and entire blocks reshaped to serve their interests. The night of the fire, as Muertos’ aggression escalated, many in the community called for help—but emergency dispatch communications made it clear that no one was coming.
Now, some are beginning to question whether Slade himself may have had a hand in the fires that plagued Little Tokyo. If true, this would suggest that the department wasn’t just infiltrated—it was actively working against the very people it was meant to protect. Could it be that those responsible for spreading fear and destruction ultimately fell victim to their own tactics? Adding to the mystery, Nick O’Sullivan has not been seen since the fire, leading some to wonder if he, too, was involved—or if he knows more than he’s willing to say.
Even more troubling is the fact that the GTA Police Department was aware of Slade’s ties to Los Muertos. Yet despite this knowledge, nothing was done to remove him from his position. Police Captain Michael Zero later claimed to have spoken with those who had raised concerns, but the individuals in question insist no such conversation ever took place. Was this negligence, or something more deliberate?
This tragedy came on the heels of a series of confrontations between Los Muertos and those standing against them. A late-night street race, meant as a showcase for power and dominance, ended with Muertos losing control. When their intimidation failed, their response was swift and brutal. Threats turned into actions, and tensions reached a boiling point.
In the aftermath of the fire, the police force saw mass resignations, and many within the city scrambled to move forward without fully addressing what happened. The silence from officials has left a void filled with speculation. Was this truly just an accident, or was something more sinister at play?
Though the full truth may never be known, one fact remains: Captain Diana, Lieutenant Aletta, Engineer Gloria, Firefighter Slade, and Doctor Sweety lost their lives in service to this city. Their dedication should not be overshadowed by the circumstances of their deaths. Whether they were victims of chance, corruption, or something even darker, they deserve to be remembered—not just as names in a report, but as individuals who once stood against the flames.
As the smoke clears, the city must ask itself: will we let this be the end of the story, or will we demand to know what really happened?
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maybe i do know more than what you’re saying… maybe i will give an interview to the gazette if you can handle it….