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Issue #2 /2025

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Sunday, 02 March 2025

It's not a worthless business it's where the cash flows...Rey Latino interview

Role:

Los Muertos Mafia boss, drug dealer and pimp

Personal Background:

A simple small town boy with an artist dream, living in a complicate hood, friendly and kind of pansexual, who has finally got down into thug lifestyle.

Aly: let’s start

– as he reads the questions list quick, he starts with the first one 1. Why a pimp? –

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): ill answer 1. I m not just a pimp i m the Los Muertos mafia Jefe the gang boss and owner of the Bimbhoe Dollhouse , Escobar and Luciano is under my territory but its mostly to get that money and build up my gangs power in the city

– then he steps to the 2. Have you been living at GTA for long? –

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): 2. yeah i’ve been living here for about a year now I m acquaintance with the mayor and vice mayor for a long time

Aly: wait wait

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): 3. yes

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): what

Aly: sure lets go with 3.

Aly: so are you going for more?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): thats not really your business but if I have to do what to survive i will

Aly: sure

Aly: is not my business, but is yours 🙂 so you have the chance to let the people know

Aly: next, 4. Drug Dealer in SL looks as a worthless business, so why do you think there are such a bunch into that?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): it’s not a worthless business its where the cash flows and there are ton of junkies I think you should do your research

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): Are you seriously asking this kind of thing?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): haha she gotta know the streets better

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): next question

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): ;P

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): Monkey

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): el changito con el grandote pito

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): xd

Aly: ty Monkey

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): hahahahaha

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): lo llaman

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): se puede sentar en el auto

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): no mames

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): xd que chingon

Aly: these are a series of interviews to the most notable, or important or top of the list citizens at GTA

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): Si claro hahaha

Aly: thats why i do ask all thing i need to know you better

Aly: and let the people know you too

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): ask the next question

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): I understand, I understand, but the questions are a bit tricky, do you understand?

Aly: nono

Aly: tell Rey, i’ve send them first to him to know them, and change them if needed

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): deseria saber como poner musica xd

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): pero me gusta la tuya guey

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): jaja

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): Asi , mira

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): el pop smoke es cabron

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): xd

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): hahaha

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): nah ur good

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): keep asking questions baby

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): ur doing good

Aly: so next question 🙂

Aly: 5. Have you met loyal people, normal people, or backstabbers on your activities?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): I’ve met some loyal people Monkey and Slade are the best but you know the hoes aren’t loyal people like Alexandra, who runs this shop back stabbed me and joined with a rival gang, the boss of the gang used to be with my click but I guess they rather join with a rapist but they are too busy hiding in there corners to be any real threat to my organization

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): xd

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): esta mema esta chevere

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): The problem is people without codes, miss.

Aly: yes i guess the streets has no much codes, right?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): not many no

Aly: anyway, next question 🙂

Aly: 6. Are you planning to go for something out of the crime scene, sooner or later ?

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): What it should have, but it is full of cowards dressed as brave men, waiting for you to turn around to shoot.

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): not anytime soon theres still a lot to be done

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): you should quote monkey its wise words

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): haha

Aly: not even a club or a bar?

Aly: yes i do

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): I do have a club

Aly: i add all that he says of course

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): my first response about the pimp question

Aly: sure

Aly: what is the name of your club?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): i told you i run the Bimbhoe Dollhouse

Aly: great

Aly: yes you did

Aly: i didn’t know is yours

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): Bimbhoe Dollhouse for strippers and whores from my gang and hires

Aly: what about you Lulu ? wanna add something?

-Aly faces at the gal on the sideways quite drugged and blurring-

Lulu (lulu.macmoragh): add?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): lol

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): marihauno borracho y fiestero

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): anymore questions baby

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): ?

Aly: anyway, next Q

Aly: 7. What do you think about the increasing crime rates at GTA?

Lulu (lulu.macmoragh): I think Ally is cute

Aly: 🙂

Aly: aww ty so much Lulu

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): Its not as common as you may think for the most part the community has a chill vibe my crew is chill as long as you know your place

Aly: sure

Aly: and what about the CCS? better or worse?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): the CCS?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): who are they

Aly: some people here say they would like to get back to the old damage control

Aly: the combat system

Aly: well, you said what you re doing is not a crime

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): you might as well be asking a cop how they would commit more crime

Aly: btw, it is allowed by GTA laws

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): xD

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): i never said that

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): selling drugs is a crime

Aly: well no more questions ♥

Aly: would you like to add something?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): thank you

Aly: you guys too?

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): what i would

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): like to add

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): is

мαттнєω ·мσηкєу· ѕαναgє (monkeydopamine): You know what we do, we make the crime rate go up… so, it’s like asking death if it’s going to keep taking people, do you understand?

Aly: yes i do

Rey Latino (ireylylewdi): while our gang do sell drugs and pimp bitches, we don’t ever rape that isn’t our style and anyone we see doing that shit gets there nuts cut off