Gutter Trash Alley

GUTTER GAZZETTE

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Issue #13 /2025

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Almost a bad day

Sunday, 26 January 2026

Fire in Bum City

The Gutter Trash Ally Gazette is reporting on a recent fire incident in the shanty town area that left many residents fearful for their safety. One of the residents, Sax Ragu, who had just moved into one of the “apartments” in the impoverished community, described her harrowing experience as she smelled smoke and rushed outside to see two buildings adjacent to her own abla

 

Sax Ragu recounted her story with palpable distress, stating, “OMG I was inside my shack…and I smelt smoke….so I went out running away…..I also saw a firefighter who was spraying water.” The incident has left many residents feeling uneasy and on edge.

 

As the community grapples with this recent spate of fires, Captain Zero, the Chief of GTA Police Department, has made no comment about the possibility of an arsonist being responsible for these incidents. He stated, “I have no comment at this time as I am waiting for a report from the fire department’s fire investigations officer.”

 

This news comes as a shock to many residents in the shanty town area who are now fearful about their safety and the potential threat of arson looming over them. The Gutter Trash Ally Gazette will continue to monitor this situation and provide updates as they become available.

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