GUTTER GAZZETTE
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Issue #53 /2025
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Saturday, 10 May 2025
Former Officer Assaults Cop and Flees Traffic Stop
Downtown – A manhunt is underway after a former Gutter Trash Alley police officer assaulted an officer and fled the scene during a traffic stop earlier this week. Authorities identified the suspect as Knight, a disgraced ex-cop who was previously terminated from the force following allegations of sexual assault while on duty.
Knight was pulled over for reckless driving late Monday afternoon. During the stop, he became combative, attacked the responding officer, and escaped before backup could arrive.
Once believed to have left the city after his dismissal, Knight’s sudden reappearance has raised concerns among both law enforcement and residents. Police are urging the public to remain vigilant.
Knight is described as a white male, between 5’8” and 5’10” tall, with black hair, full arm tattoos and full facial hair.
Anyone with information on Knight’s whereabouts is asked to contact the local police department immediately. Citizens are advised not to approach him, as he may be dangerous.
Stay tuned for updates as the search continues.
Nox Blackhart Jayde
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Tragedy on Capone Street Sparks Outrage Over Police Misconduct and Hospital Failures
Gutter Trash Alley, Wednesday — A disturbing incident involving a hit-and-run by a police officer has raised serious questions about law enforcement accountability, emergency response protocols, and the state of local medical infrastructure.
Around 3 p.m. Wednesday afternoon, a woman was struck by a police vehicle responding to a call. According to eyewitnesses, the officer swerved to avoid an equestrian crossing Capone Street near the Grass Hopper and instead hit the pedestrian. Shockingly, the officer did not stop to render aid and fled the scene immediately.
Bystanders rushed to help the victim and attempted to take her to the nearest hospital, only to discover the facility was locked and closed. No EMTs or ambulances ever arrived on scene. Sources speculate that recent budget cuts and severe under staffing may have left emergency services crippled.
When a concerned citizen attempted to report the incident, both Police Lieutenant Milla Shinzenbi and Police Captain Sephel Devire refused to file a report. Lt. Shinzenbi dismissed the incident, blaming the victim and claiming she had been warned twice the previous month not to stand in the street. Capt. Devire echoed this sentiment, stating the woman was “already in a catatonic state” and allegedly under the control of a gang leader. He further dismissed the witnesses as “known criminals,” refusing to take their statements.
Critics argue this response reflects not only negligence but a disturbing level of systemic bias and a refusal to uphold the basic duties of law enforcement. “This is not just about one officer’s actions,” said a local activist. “It’s about a department that closes ranks, refuses to be accountable, and treats human lives with indifference.”
The victim sustained serious injuries but is currently in stable condition. and without a formal investigation or report, justice appears unlikely. The public is left demanding answers — and action.
As of press time, neither the police department nor hospital administration has provided comment.
Nox Blackhart Jayde
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