SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #83 /2026
Forecast
Friday, 13 February 2026
Gutter Trash Alley woke up to sirens and blood last night.
Just after nightfall in Little Tokyo, gunfire ripped through a usually crowded stretch of street, leaving three well known locals, Jaxon Vortex, Diana, and Aurora, critically wounded. All three victims were rushed to intensive care where they remain in serious condition as of this writing.
Witnesses describe a sudden and deliberate attack. According to early reports, Agnes Ihuicatl Alvarez Paine opened fire on the group without warning before fleeing the scene. Authorities have not released full details, but sources close to the investigation say the shooting appears targeted, not random.
What makes this hit resonate far beyond Little Tokyo is who the victims are.
Jaxon Vortex recently founded a new organization aimed at cleaning up Gutter Trash Alley, a grassroots effort focused on reducing gang influence, restoring neglected blocks, and pushing back against the culture of fear that has long defined parts of downtown. Diana and Aurora were among the earliest members, seen regularly alongside Jaxon at community meetings and late night patrols meant to protect local businesses and residents.
Not everyone welcomed those efforts.
Multiple sources suggest Agnes Paine may be affiliated with a local gang, one of several groups rumored to have taken offense at the new organization’s growing presence. While this has not been officially confirmed, investigators are reportedly exploring the possibility that the shooting was retaliation, a warning shot to anyone bold enough to challenge the old order of Gutter Trash Alley.
If true, the message was brutal and unmistakable.
This is not the first time reform has been met with violence here, but the public nature of the attack has shaken even the most hardened locals. Little Tokyo is a place where danger simmers quietly, not somewhere people expect open gunfire in the street.
As of now, Agnes Ihuicatl Alvarez Paine remains at large. Police are asking anyone with information to come forward, though fear of reprisal continues to keep many mouths shut.
For Gutter Trash Alley, the question is no longer whether change is dangerous. It is whether this city will allow those trying to clean it up to be gunned down for trying.
The Gutter Gazette will continue to follow this story closely. Our thoughts are with Jaxon, Diana, and Aurora, and with a community once again forced to decide whether it will stay silent or finally push back.
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