Did you spend thoustands of L$ to decorate it,
Did you set it up perfectly and even have a cool name ?
Perfect, now you’re probably wondering why nobody’s ever visiting you
NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
build it and they will come is the lazy-ass lie failed business owners tell themsleves before they drown into anymosity
Local advertising
Before television, radio, paper, vendors were standing in the middle of the street screaming “Fresh apples, buy the best apples in town!”
How many people do you think heard the message? 10-20. If 1 out of 10 people buy apples that’s a WIN. But that’s not enough to sustain a business
Broadcasting
Because their message was limited to the range of they voice, they hired people to go into the distant corners of the market and
let people know that they are selling the best apples in town.
Now if each advertiser would get 1/10 people to buy apples, that’s a win.
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Notices
Now let’s move from retail business to entertainment business. Imagine you’re a circus company and you just arrived in town.
You set up your tent at the edge of the town and put up posters letting people know that the show is about to start in 2 hours
You do a great show but only 5-10 people out of 5000 show up.
Imagine how many people had the chance to notice oyur advertising of 2hours, and how many will be willing to change their plans for -you-
Now let’s come back to Gutter Trash Alley and see what you do wrong and what you should do and why
What do you do wrong:
What you should do:
Turning a location into a social spot
Out of the 20-30 people who join your events only 1 or 2 will be “your clientelle’. With every event you might gain 1 more patron, but in time you also lose clientelle.
Repetition without expectation
Repetition
3 times a week you create social nights, where you define a small theme “Happy Friday’, “Topless Tuesday”, “Games Monday” , “Gossip Thursday” , “Leather Wednesday” and show the fuck up. On those 3 days a week, for 1 hour you are there.
note: yes topless , leather, bdsm, fetish events are so…old they are no longer big events”
You can do it ad hoc but even that msut be repetitive . Instead of 3 days per week, you say once a week i’ll do this. You send memo one day before (1 memo), 30 mins before and 5 mins before.
No Expectations:
These kinds of social events are not to keep the place live, but to let people know you’re alive, that you exist that you come to the market everyday and scream “fresh apples”.
RL don’t allow you to do that? Then don’t do it, or don’t complain when you fail.
Out of the 10 patrons you won at last event, if your lucky 1 will come.
Keep going, don’t stop. Show people you’re alive and that you offer them something. Upgrade and addapt your offer based on what they want/need. Be flexibile, and be active, and be repetitive!!!
1st month is like the 1st hour of the event. Some show up, many leave, few remain. The numbers depends on the pool of people you won.
Your goal is that begining of 2nd month or in 6 weeks since your first event, in one social day, to get at least 5 people.
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Hello,
I am Annabelle Cox and it is my priviledge to be the representative of Trailer Park residents.
My job is to make Trailer Park better, improve your life, help you and our community
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Trailer Park Represent
Hey there,
This is Uncle Lust, Downtown Representative. I’m the man to come to if you’re a resident in downtown area and i’ll make sure your voice is heard. Talk to me, tell me your problems and i’ll do my best to make them go away.
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Downtown Representative
Hello,
My name is Cristyna, and if you live in Gutter Trash Alley Uptown area, then I will do my best to make sure your voice is heard, your needs are met, and your life in Uptown is great
Do you have questions, do you have issues, or you just want to say “Hi”?
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Uptown Representative