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Issue #47 /2025
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Sunday, 13 April 2025
Beyond the proper congratulations for her recent City Mayor’s election, Gutter Gazette had access to brand new Mayor Demmy Jackson, to talk face to face about her plans and perspective on many important matters and details, involved in the soon coming days of City’s management.
1.Will you plan to keep the actual uptown, downtown and trailers? or will you point to disolve the classist layout and made it quite more equalizing?”
Mayor Jackson smiles, “well, look… the reality of the situation is poverty is a real thing. If it was up to me, and something that I could really do, we’d all be going potty on gold toilets and wiping our butts with big bills” I laugh, “but that is not possible, these trailers are my roots within GTA. The best thing I can do is make sure the people here are living comfortable, and have resources to establish their own economic growths. But there is no magic flip of the switch here.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure
Aly Lloyd McKlintock but as actually is kind of forbidden to start businesses here, how could they build an economic growth?
Mayor Jackson By natural resources that they could obtain and sell within the city.
Aly Lloyd McKlintock mmm might be more specific?
Aly Lloyd McKlintock i mean about the natural resources
Aly Lloyd McKlintock kind of a fish?
Mayor Jackson Well, you see how the city, everywhere you search you can find items and things to use to craft, sell, or use?
Aly Lloyd McKlintock i see
Mayor Jackson Why not implement that here.
Aly Lloyd McKlintock so more kind of breaking bad than fish and chips then
Mayor Jackson laughs, “well, who knows it can be fish and chips, we will cross that bridge when we get to it”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure thing
2.About the security, will you give the PD a really important role? or will you set the more importance to the justice, and keep the PD as prevention, and as an armed branch of the justice?
Mayor Jackson “The PD will be the defenders of justice and justice will come first. No one is above the law not even PD. Right now I’m training them how to fill out reports, catalog information better, collect evidence and investigate properly. I don’t want wild west gunman out there. Each crime will have the appropriate response, and each criminal will face trials and have the right to an attorney.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure
Aly Lloyd McKlintock but you know, the PD guys tend to forget who they work for
Mayor Jackson “then they will be painfully reminded. Mayor Jackson stands only for justice”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure
Aly Lloyd McKlintock when i was the justice here, for a while 🙂
Aly Lloyd McKlintock one of the problems was the lack of attorneys at GTA
Aly Lloyd McKlintock are you planning to have a city people attorney?
Mayor Jackson smiles, “right now we have two lawyers in town, Wahla and Urkel, both are great at their jobs. But, you know what a public defender is not a bad idea. At least it gives people a third option, if you’d like that job, we can work something out”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock ♥
Aly Lloyd McKlintock another of the problems was then the book of laws, was a bit updated to the city needs and grow, are you planning something about that?
Mayor Jackson nods, “I’ll be reviewing them, then casting votes on each law and punishment per crime. But again, that is up to the governor and congress”
Mayor Jackson And I’ll need their approvals on such adjustments
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure of course
Aly Lloyd McKlintock but who is the governor?
3.It was a government decision, while the former GTA Mayor Mary Mura, to grant importance to the unions, like the prostitutes, the business union, and some others, would you restate that perhaps?
Mayor Jackson smiles, “I will leave that up to the people to vote on and see what requests the unions will have. Personally I’d have very libertarian policies and ideologies. I am sexy Ron Swanson, I believe in the least government interference and the least about of bureaucratic bull shit. The less I make people do things, the better. I’m a firm believer in leaving people alone and letting them live their lives freely as long as they aren’t hurting anyone or anyone’s property. Love who you want to love.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock amazing
Aly Lloyd McKlintock but i mean on them times the unions have a representative in the City Council
Aly Lloyd McKlintock do you plan to do the same?
Mayor Jackson nods, “of course, but at the end of the day, I prefer to give a more personal voice to the people and see grand scale numbers.”
Mayor Jackson i’ll add to that
Mayor Jackson so I have a car, but I rarely ever drive my car. Because on foot, and walking not only provides me the health to better myself, but to hear the voices of every citizen in this great community.
4. Lag at GTA became part of the city daily life, do you have in mind something to change that ?
Mayor Jackson nods, “I do… but before mentioning my plans and ideas I have to discuss them with the Governor”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock sure
Aly Lloyd McKlintock so this topic we ll ask again in a while
5. Are you, or were, part of a gang at GTA or some other place? if so, are you still linked to them somehow?, as the Busty Burguers was part of a gang business and meeting point for them also. this one is about your activities at the Busty Burguers in the past
Mayor Jackson shook my head, “absolutely not. I myself have never been part of a gang, but that being said, I know many gang members. It’s kind of hard to not know any gang members in this city. The person in this city that says they do not know a gang member in this city is either lying or blind” I laugh
Aly Lloyd McKlintock the name Selina means nothing to you?
Mayor Jackson sighs thinking, “Selina….. Selina…. you have to forgive me, I’m really bad with names. Was she the original owner of the Busty Burger?”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock yes she was, actually it was a grant by the city i think
Aly Lloyd McKlintock are you planning to have some of those grants to citizens who need a help?
Mayor Jackson nods, “yes, I remember her, I met her two or three times, but then she went MIA… We never where close. In terms of grants that is up to the governor, she controls the budgets.”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock i see
6. It was a confidential plan at GTA, some time ago, at which we had access by a protected source, the plan aiming to have a kind of “intelligence service” at the city, run by ex-military or ex PD agents, do you know such a things? if so, what would you do with it?
Mayor Jackson shakes my head, “I don’t think we need a special forces unit in town. I don’t want this to be a police state or wild west show down”
Mayor Jackson “also I am very capable of protecting myself and do not need security”
Aly Lloyd McKlintock well i think that was not intended as personal security, that was intended to track the criminal activities at GTA and foreign thugs trying to come in
Mayor Jackson nods, “we have an excellent police force that I am personally training to show reservation when needed and power when needed. We don’t need special forces units on our streets.”
Mayor Jackson “de-escalation is preferred opposed to force”
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