SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #21 /2025
Forecast
Friday, 28 February 2025
Role:
Former GTA Mayor
Personal background:
A hood gal working the streets, who dared to get into drugs deal and crime, but suddenly decided to run as Mayor, from the streets to the City Hall non-stop.
Aly: Why a politician?
MaryMura: questions 7 not clear to me
MaryMura: crime rate
Aly: the 7th is about what do you think about how GTA raised on crimes
Aly: but we ll get there in a bit
Aly: lets start by the first one
Aly: Why a politician?
MaryMura: i was living in GTA since oct 2023
MaryMura: i loved GTA life so i thought i could do something help GTA
Aly: amazing
MaryMura: but listen out of interview you will help to correct my english don’t copy and past what i write
Aly: yes but dont worry about that
MaryMura: so when the mayor election began in last year i decided to join the computation
Aly: the most important is the people to know who you are and how do you feel and think
Aly: amazing!! good news
Aly: and have you been related to politics before? or that was your first attempt?
MaryMura: yes
Aly: first time?
Aly: amazing
MaryMura: first attempt i won because of many friends helped me including you 🙂
Aly: the second question you did answer already by perhaps you wanna add something else?
Aly: Have you been living at GTA for long?
MaryMura: yes since Oct 2023
MaryMura: until now
Aly: and you were one who not just saw this place grow, but one who made it grow definitely
Aly: on your time as Mayor
MaryMura: when i became mayor GTA was all in one place , i mean trailer park , down town and uptown then after 2 month in city we increased to new uptown
MaryMura: then few months later we increased to farm sim
Aly: yes
Aly: and you made some more changes overall
Aly: like the unions
MaryMura: i don’t want to say i made it but the increasing was in my time in cityhall
MaryMura: yes we created unions
Aly: but i will tell you made it, cause i know it was that way ♥
Aly: anyway
Aly: next question, is a bit exploring on your past and present
Aly: You have a criminal background on your records, so Why such a change?
MaryMura: i know but i worked hard to clear my background
MaryMura: i appreciate Dee gave me opportunely to clean my background
MaryMura: i think i answered
Aly: amazing
Aly: yes sure
Aly: next one
MaryMura: yes
Aly: May you define your experience as Mayor as “positive” overall or definitely “waste of time”?
Aly: there
MaryMura: no , not waste of time , i learned a lot of the time i was in city hall
Aly: amazing
Aly: next one?
MaryMura: i believe i did good job in city despite some mistakes but i am satisfied of what i did
Aly: yes you did
MaryMura: answer no 5
MaryMura: to be honest
Aly: Have you met loyal people, normal people, or backstabbers?
Aly: thats the 5th question
MaryMura: i met more backstabbers people than loyal , but for me earn one good friend enough
Aly: ♥
Aly: there are often backstabbers i politics right?
MaryMura: yes
Aly: in politics*
Aly: is kind impossible to get rid of them
MaryMura: hard to guess who
Aly: yes
MaryMura: you need watch your back all times
Aly: yes
Aly: or trust on loyal people to do kind of “bodyguard”
MaryMura: not sure they will stay loyal haha
MaryMura: kidding
Aly giggles
Aly: next one you ve already told something but maybe you wanna add some more
Aly: the question is:
Aly: Do you plan to go for more?
MaryMura: hard to answer now but maybe in next election will join
MaryMura: not sure yet
Aly: hope you do
MaryMura: depends on my availability in sl
Aly: yes RL is so demanding at times
Aly: next one is the famous 7th question about the increasing crimes at GTA
Aly: What do you think about the increasing crimes rates at GTA?
MaryMura: but deffinetly i will go to major change like more excitement
MaryMura: this the question i told you was not clear to me
MaryMura: did you mean now GTA has more crime?
Aly: the idea is what do you feel or think about why GTA became more violent
Aly: people look quite more to fight
Aly: to work on criminal related jobs
MaryMura: right now i don’t see as many as crimes compare to the past when i was mayor
Aly: fine then, thats a point
Aly: then you do feel theres mostly the same
Aly: so the 8th and last question is:
Aly: What would you suggest to change that situation?
Aly: but if you feel that there is not more crimes than before
Aly: we may change the question by:
MaryMura: removing combat HUD to enhance the excitement as before
Aly: What would you change or improve at GTA to make it a better living place?
MaryMura: we need excitement , we need to activate PD
MaryMura: in my point of view combat HUD was not good idea
Aly: ♥
Aly: turn everything more plain somehow?
MaryMura: beofre GTA attracts many people because free to rezz and no safe damage
MaryMura: yes
Aly: amazing
Aly: well all the question were satisfied ♥
Aly: wanna add anything as epilog?
MaryMura: when we have more violence PD will active again , also hospital
Aly: maybe the actual cops are more into other rps right?
MaryMura: yes
MaryMura: nothing more to say
Aly: i ll try to interview the chief of police too
Aly: maybe during the week
MaryMura: cool
Aly: well Mary thanx for the interview
Aly: you are so kind
Aly: and a pleasur eto meet you again
MaryMura: please rewrite my intreview i am nto good in englsih
Aly: if you run again as mayor and you need an assistant call me ♥
Aly: sure but it was fine
MaryMura: sure we can help each other
Aly: i ll edit the interview and show you before to publish
MaryMura: great
Aly: kiss kiss see you soon Mary
MaryMura: do we need to mention anything about my job now
Aly: sure
Aly: tell me
Aly: thats why i told you if you wanna add anything
MaryMura: i work porn actress
Aly: aww great
MaryMura: VIP escort also
Aly: here or somewhere else?
MaryMura: i work with Phoenix
Aly: the name sounds me
MaryMura: phoenix prodution
MaryMura: i had made first move with them when i was mayor
Aly: whats the name of the guy?
MaryMura: they are many people in phoenix ,
Aly: i ll check them
MaryMura: Naida is the owner
MaryMura: zack manager
MaryMura: Gemma is director
MaryMura: they are big studios
MaryMura: we done one movie in GTA between city hall and this villa
Aly: great
Aly: want me to add some of that in the interview?
MaryMura: sure
Aly: amazing i will
Aly: well again thanx a lot for your time and kindness ♥
Aly: see you soon Mary
MaryMura: you are welcome
MaryMura: smiles
Aly: for you
MaryMura: thanks
This is part 2 of a series by Aly Lloyd McKlintock. See last part 1 here.
The London City SL Enquirer
special for The Gutter Gazette
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