SHITTY NEWS FOR SHITTY TIMES
Issue #11 /2024
Forecast
Tuesday, 31 October 2024
After 2 weeks and 3 candidates, Dee, David Darling and Cristyna, finally the people have voted their new Mayor
Dee won the elections, following second David Darlign and third Cristyna,.
Starting today 31.10.2024, Dee is the new mayor of gutter trash alley.
Many thanks to #TeamDee and the people who made it possible
Gutter Trash Alley Oxygen Gym is your one stop to fitness and SML system work outs. Located in the beatiful Uptown District, this Gym is open and free to all citizens and visitors who wish to keep up with their shape, fighting muscle, or riding muscles.
Workout like a pro, gain new levels in SML , get in touch with our Trainers or become one yourself, and set up a standard for body fitness that everyone will envy
Hello,
I am Annabelle Cox and it is my priviledge to be the representative of Trailer Park residents.
My job is to make Trailer Park better, improve your life, help you and our community
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Trailer Park Represent
Hey there,
This is Uncle Lust, Downtown Representative. I’m the man to come to if you’re a resident in downtown area and i’ll make sure your voice is heard. Talk to me, tell me your problems and i’ll do my best to make them go away.
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Downtown Representative
Hello,
My name is Cristyna, and if you live in Gutter Trash Alley Uptown area, then I will do my best to make sure your voice is heard, your needs are met, and your life in Uptown is great
Do you have questions, do you have issues, or you just want to say “Hi”?
Send me an email or contact me in Gutter Trash Alley.
I am always happy to hear from my neightbours.
Uptown Representative
